Astromatograph Issue 000
April + May 2025

Designed like a literary box of candy tasty enough to be available at the concession stand and entertaining enough that it’s the reason you left the house, Issue 000 is a puzzle-box of ruminations on film and divinity with an emphasis on tropical astrological transits, particularly film’s ruling planet neptune departing from its 12+ year stay in dreamy pisces, beckoned onward into the martial terrain of aries in almost perfect unison alongside saturn. A once-in-a-lifetime occurrence worthy of archive, recordation, theorizing and speculation — we hope you enjoy the show!

Segments include:

Saturn Return Curtain Call, an interview with Ken Layne

A Rainstorm in Germania: the Not-There-There of Saturn in Aries by Martha Fearnley

The Existential Crisis of the Fictitious Agency, a tv slideshow-poem-quiz in print by Nadiya Helm

Let’s Play: Spring 2025 by Harmony Ellington

Neptune and the Screen of Dreams, Distortions, Delusions and Deliverance by E.T. Vazquez

Film program for April and May




tech specs:

ink on natural uncoated paper
color + b&w
saddle-stitched
44 pages, 5.25” x 8”
limited run
printed in-house; expect subtle variations


Art direction by Garrison Ambrose



For this issue, we are accepting payments through venmo only
(if you are outside the U.S. and can't send payments through venmo, please email me)

Prices:

Within the U.S. - $13/each (free shipping)

Outside the U.S. - $13/each + add $3 for shipping ($16 total)*
*if you are ordering 2 copies, double the price of shipping. For 3+ copies, please email me to arrange shipping


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To order:
venmo @astromatograph and include the mailing address + name of addressee in the notes

Shipping via USPS first-class mail




Also available IRL at the following vendors:*
*call ahead to confirm stock

Los Angeles, CA:

Skylight Books Arts Annex
Stories Books & Cafe
WHAMMY! Analog Media
Secret Headquarters

Yucca Valley, CA:

Hi Desert Times

Chicago, IL:

Quimby's Bookstore
Chicago Comics

NYC, Brooklyn:

Desert Island

5% of the proceeds go to the production of Diego de Los Andes' short film and poetry book